Tissue Boy and Snot Girl were very much in love.
He was covered in a beautiful teddy bear print.
She was green and luminous.
He was from the fancy box with all the other special tissues.
She was from an old womans crusty nostril.
It was a love that knew no bounds.
Tissue Boy longed for nothing more than to hold Snot Girl.
But fate kept them apart.
Then one day, the regular tissues ran out.
The old woman was frantic.
She was about to sneeze.
She got to Tissue Boy just as Snot Girl flew right out of her crusty nostril.
He caught her just in time.
They were ecstatic to finally be together.
Id like to say they lived happily ever.
But unfortunately, it was not so.
They were incinerated the next day.